Tag: joke
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June 18, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
Yes I Are One!!!
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I am without a doubt a Redneck and I ' m proud of it!
A True Redneck - this isn ' t your typical redneck joke Please . . . more
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October 04, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.
4. The . . . more
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January 24, 2008 04:37 PM EST --
Why Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. . . . more
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June 10, 2008 08:41 PM EDT --
Today I read a very funny joke. My wife said it is old but I love it. So I wanted to share.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second . . . more
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April 13, 2008 05:58 PM EDT --
This was email to me. I like it so much I wanted to share.
Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach. She . . . more
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September 11, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, "What's . . . more
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October 04, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
On the 16th hole of a golf course, Fred hit his ball into the woods. Harry laughed at Fred, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods too, just a few yards beyond. It took Fred a long time . . . more
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September 13, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
One day Lupo is walking home when he notices a huge gorilla standing on the roof of his house.
Not knowing what to do about it he looks in the phone book under GORILLA REMOVALS. Then he calls up Kowalski's . . . more
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October 04, 2008 02:12 PM EDT --
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, sir," the youngster answered. . . . more
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July 25, 2008 06:33 PM EDT --
I had a drug problem as a child myself! Did you?
"THE OTHER DAY, SOMEONE AT A STORE IN OUR TOWN READ THAT A METHAMPHETAMINE LAB HAD BEEN FOUND IN AN OLD FARMHOUSE IN THE ADJOINING COUNTY. . . . more
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September 05, 2008 07:45 AM EDT --
A man from Georgia walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to London on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and . . . more
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April 14, 2008 08:56 AM EDT --
A contestant on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
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January 06, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Rick was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect . . . more
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September 11, 2007 05:00 AM EDT --
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned . . . more
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June 06, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38,
48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . . more
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September 17, 2008 07:26 AM EDT --
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name 7 advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all.
One student was hard . . . more
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June 05, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
I was walking past the mental hospital the
other day, and all the patients were shouting,
'13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to . . . more
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March 15, 2008 04:07 PM EST --
Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.
President . . . more
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