Tag: humor
group name: pointswithfries
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June 18, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
Yes I Are One!!!
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I am without a doubt a Redneck and I ' m proud of it!
A True Redneck - this isn ' t your typical redneck joke Please . . . more
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October 04, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.
4. The . . . more
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January 24, 2008 04:37 PM EST --
Why Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. . . . more
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January 27, 2008 09:38 AM EST --
I subscribe to a wonderful ezine called TIPS. It is a positive self help zine that always gives me a bright spot in my week. Here is today's smile. n If you like it take a look at the zine . . . more
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October 31, 2007 04:41 AM EST --
So, obviously hair color has nothing to do with intelligence (even a bald guy knows that!) but my blond and very witty friend, Dolly sent these and I thought they were pretty cute. I hope you enjoy! . . . more
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November 18, 2007 10:12 AM EST --
* The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
* The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought . . . more
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October 04, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
On the 16th hole of a golf course, Fred hit his ball into the woods. Harry laughed at Fred, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods too, just a few yards beyond. It took Fred a long time . . . more
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September 11, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, "What's . . . more
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September 13, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
One day Lupo is walking home when he notices a huge gorilla standing on the roof of his house.
Not knowing what to do about it he looks in the phone book under GORILLA REMOVALS. Then he calls up Kowalski's . . . more
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October 04, 2008 02:12 PM EDT --
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, sir," the youngster answered. . . . more
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September 21, 2007 11:55 AM EDT --
A sharp , clever british TV show. An engaging group of con artists. A robin hood type of gang. The take from the rich and give to the needy. (usually themselves.)
The cast consists of Micky . . . more
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May 24, 2008 09:12 PM EDT --
The first is the bait and switch.
They go to the Democratic convention with no one over the top, she steps up to the podium to state her case:
But instead she says, "Let's . . . more
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June 10, 2008 08:41 PM EDT --
Today I read a very funny joke. My wife said it is old but I love it. So I wanted to share.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second . . . more
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March 15, 2008 04:07 PM EST --
Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.
President . . . more
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September 17, 2008 07:26 AM EDT --
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name 7 advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all.
One student was hard . . . more
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November 23, 2007 09:08 AM EST --
I just got e-mail this. I chuckle so hard coffee came out my nose.
The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were
asked to tell the younger generation how much harder . . . more
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April 13, 2008 05:58 PM EDT --
This was email to me. I like it so much I wanted to share.
Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach. She . . . more
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September 05, 2008 07:45 AM EDT --
A man from Georgia walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to London on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and . . . more
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October 05, 2008 02:56 PM EDT --
Do I have pride in the USA and want to hear Bruce Springsteen 's Born in the USA 24/7? Pride yes, but I'd prefer silence, especially from the vicious caricature political advertisements that can . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
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